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Apusprinkle.wavA Mounds Bar is not a sprinkle. A Twizzler is not a sprinkle. A Jolly Rancher is not a sprinkle sir. Perhaps in Shangri-la they are, but not here.
Apusgtpep.wav[singing] I'm Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club man. I hope I will enjoy my show.
Apudishonor.wavIt is a great dishonor to my ancestors and my god. But OK!
Apucranny.wavOh, they are poking every nook and cranny. Well, every cranny anyway. So far the nook is relatively... Oh no! No, it isn't!
Apunylon.wavOoh, they used nylon rope this time. It feels so smooth against my skin, almost sensous.
Apuget-out.wavPlease pay for your purchases and get out and come again!
Bart Simpsoncraptclr.wavIt's craptacular.
Bart Simpsonwhatalod.wavWhat a load of crappy crap crap.
Dr. Nick Rivieradrnickhi.wavHi everybody! (Hi Dr. Nick!)
Gabbogabbo.wavI'm a bad little boy.
Gabbosobs.wavAll the kids in Springfield are SOBs.
Homer Simpsonanykey.wav"To start, press any key." Where's the any key?
Homer Simpsoncurse.wav(Take this object, but beware: it carries a terrible curse.) Ooh, that's bad. (But it comes with a free Frogurt!) That's good! (The Frogurt is also cursed.) That's bad. (But you get your choice of toppings!) That's good. (The toppings contain potassium benzoate.) (That's bad.) Can I go now?
Homer Simpson4day.wav(The plant called and said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Monday.) Woohoo, four day weekend!
Homer Simpson32dohs.wav[32 Dohs]
Homer Simpsonsimpson.wav[Simpson song]
Homer Simpsonawwcrap.wavAww crap!
Homer Simpsondamn-it.wavDamn it! Doh, I... Arrgh! Aw, the hell with this.
Homer Simpsondoh.wavDoh!
Homer Simpsondohaaa.wavDoh! Aah! [crash]
Homer Simpsonkill.wavHmm, cable's out. Think I'll have a beer. Hmm, not a drop in the house. What do you know. (Homer, I'm impressed - you're taking this quite well.) I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you! (Homer!) Sorry.
Homer Simpsonevil homer.wavI am evil Homer! I am evil Homer! I am evil Homer! I am evil Homer!
Homer SimpsonPants.wavI have misplaced my pants.
Homer SimpsonBunn.wavI'm just a big toasty cinnamon bun.
Homer Simpsonlaws.wavIn this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!
Homer Simpsoncurvy.wavKiss my curvy butt goodbye! [slam]
Homer Simpsonbright.wavLord help me, I'm just not that bright.
Homer SimpsonBacon.wavMmm... bacon
Homer Simpsonbaloney.wavMy baloney has a first name; it's H-O-M-E-R / My baloney has a second nane; it's H-O-M-E-R.
Homer Simpsonnoname.wavNow here are some of your no-name bands: Sonic Youth? Nine Inch Nails?
Homer Simpsonmoronily.wavOh, that's it. You just can't insult this guy. You call him a moron and he just sits there grinning moronily!
Homer Simpsonfloorpie.wavOoh... floor pie [swish] Wah!
Homer Simpsonjerk_ass.wavOutta my way, jerkass!
Homer SimpsonDonut.wavThat's a nice donut.
Homer Simpsongotmail1.wavThe mail! The mail is here! Ooh
Homer Simpsonfailure.wavTrying is the first step toward failure.
Homer Simpsonwlcminet.wavWelcome to the Internet my friend. How can I help you?
Homer Simpsonburrito.wavWhere's my burrito!
Homer Simpsonyou.wavWhy you little!
Homer Simpsonwoohoo.wavWoohoo!
Homer Simpsonsuck.wavYeah Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked. (Homer, watch your mouth!) Uh, I gotta go, my damn weiner kids are listening.
Homer Simpsonall_nuts.wavYou're all nuts.
Homer Simpsonsteakhouse.wavI thought this was supposed to be a steak house, not a little girly, underpantsy, pink doily, tea party place.
Homer Simpsonlosers.wavSo who won? The losers? [No, they lost.] Heh, heh, heh, heh, losers.
Marge Simpsonbutthole.wavShe's such a butthole.
Jasper ?whowhat.wavYou shot who in the what now?
Jose Flandersreunion.wavBuenos ding dong diddily dias, señor
Ned Flandersflancry.wavHar ye, Har ye! I declare myself pickled tink about Springfield's bi-cen-ciddly, ti-ten-toodly, rin-tin-tennial day! (You suck-diddily-uck, Flanders!)
Ned Flandershi-dily.wavHi-dily-hey! (Go home.) Toodily-do!
Nelson Muntzhaha.wavHa ha!
Nelson Muntznels1.wavHey Simpson, what are you trying to play? (Polly wolly doodle) Oh yeah? Well, it sounds polly wolly crappy! Ha ha!
Mr. C. Montgomery Burnsbrainsrg.wavDamn it Smithers, this isn't rocket science - it's brain surgery!
Mr. C. Montgomery Burnspollute.wavWell huzzah, huzzah! I'll just throw back by legs and pollute my britches with delight!
Principal Seymour Skinnerchildren.wavUp yours, children!
Principal Seymour Skinnerass_mine.wavYour ass is mine
Krusty the Klownbender.wavI'm going on the bender to end all benders.
Krusty the Klownkrustycrap.wavAww Crap!
Krusty the Klownwhatthe.wavWhat the hell was that?
Groundskeeper Willypullwilly.wav(Pull Willy, pull!) I'm doin' all the pullin' ya blouse-wearin poodle-walker!
Groundskeeper Willywillyfrench.wav(They've even got Groundskeeper Willy teaching French.) Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender-monkeys!
Chief Wiggumdetcdamn.wavSure, we'll help you. Just sit down and wait for Detective Like-I-Give-a-Damn.
Chief Wiggumegghead.wav(Here is an ordinary square.) Whoa, whoa, slow down, egghead.
Grandpa Simpsonnuts2you.wavNuts to you!
Moe Szizlakmoedirt.wavWell I'm better than dirt! Well, most kinds of dirt. I mean, not that fancy store-bought dirt. That stuff's loaded with nutrients. I can't compete with that stuff.

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